Listen, I know what's going on at your office, what your wife or husband likes for dinner, I am aware of all your son's sports tendencies including when they go to the right, what wing they're playing on and why you feel they're a better defenseman. I know when you show up for practice and why you're always late. I know who you carpool with and what your kid doesn't like at McDonald's. I know your daughter's cheerleading schedule, where you go on vacation and what side of the rink you sit on, including what parents you attempt to avoid. Enough already. I'm lucky to name my brother's kids, but I know all yours and how they're doing in school.
Hilarious!
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